"There's nothing funny about dog fighting... Except imagining one of the dogs wearing handcuffs."
8:53 a.m. - Made it to my desk on time this morning! No Top Plays segment on SportsCenter, very disappointing.
12:00 p.m. - Back at the desk, energized from a nice swim and nutritious lunch, time to toon.
12:45 p.m. - Just finished the cartoon. There are certain points in a man's life where he just knows he is doing what he is destined to do. This is one of those moments. I have just completed a piece of art that defines our generation. In a time of war, swine flu, addiction, steroids and dirty politics, this cartoon takes us back to a simpler time. I pride myself in the fact that I don't resort to the crass potty humor that so many other gag cartoonists use. It is my feeling that this cartoon will go down in the anals... excuse me, annals of history as one of the most influential pieces of the 21st century. Pat myself on the back? Don't mind if I do!
1:44 p.m. - Just woke from a power nap. Time to head over to GR's advice corner.
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