"It's the freakin' weeken' baby I'm 'bout to have me some fun..."
Albanian Idiom of the Day: kohe me kohe - over and over
Another week of my unpaid internship is in the books. I feel that I made some real progress in the job hunt this week, it shouldn't be long before one of my leads comes through. Until then... keep asking me questions. I know it may be scary for you to bring your concerns out into the open, but trust me, you will remain anonymous. You could even ask questions like, "Oh I have this friend who wants to learn more about male enhancement products." I just want to help, nay, NEED to help. When the questions were flooding in I felt as though I had a place in this world, and now that they have stopped, I'm spiraling downward into a deep depression. I can barely muster up the energy to play FIFA 2010 anymore (when I do play I win). So if you're having problems with your loved ones, don't see a counselor, see me, if you feel like you're alone in this world, don't go running to your priest or minister (or rabbi), come running to me*, if you would like a personalized caricature or hilarious greeting card, click here or here. As long as the working world shuns me, I will be here to help YOU (readers) every step of the way.
*If you have any real problems don't bring them to me.