I have recently started a new job and don’t have any friends at workL. Do you have any suggestions for making new friends in the workplace?
Do not be afraid, making friends in the office is easy! All you have to do is look around your office. Everyone there is a normal person, just like you. Take a day and figure out who is the biggest, strongest person in the office and beat the hell out of them. That way people will know you’re not to be trifled with and you’ll have loads of new friends!
(or is that prison?)